Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
    Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
    Guy: Well...yeah.
    Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you


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